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Computer nerd.

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

(Source: spockdarlin, via recklessly-optimistic)

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merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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(via ennuibabyface)

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mcavoy-marvel:

Sir Patrick Stewart ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

(via mermaidtimelordpsychopathicmind)

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passific-rim-job:

mrshudsonstolemytardis:

Prince Harry and John Barrowman both do a mutual high five/ass slap combo omg

somehow, i’m not surprised

(via mermaidtimelordpsychopathicmind)

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creaturetshirt:

pastel-gizibe:

perpetualvelocity:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

i feel like this is older than me

WowLook at this relic

Fucking fossil lol

ITS ONLY FROM LIKE 2004

creaturetshirt:

pastel-gizibe:

perpetualvelocity:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

i feel like this is older than me

Wow
Look at this relic

Fucking fossil lol

ITS ONLY FROM LIKE 2004

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via mermaidtimelordpsychopathicmind)

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Anonymous asked: Have you heard about Peter Capaldi refusing to act a romantic relationship with Clara? Do you think he'll do well, or be smothered by Moffat?


Answer:

raptorific:

From what I’ve gathered, Peter Capaldi is a huge fan of Doctor Who that pretended to be a huge Moffat stan until he’d signed an airtight contract, at which point he revealed he hates the direction Moffat was taking the show he loves, plans to systematically undo it to the best of his ability, has been openly mocking and refusing the participate in parts of the script he doesn’t think are true to the character, and insisting that they “won’t chase him off this show,” which is basically saying “this town ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

I think the new season of Doctor Who is going to be glorious.

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sautetherich:

that-mouthy-christian:

tealeaves:

scratchingpad:

Why Declawing is a Bad Idea (An 1-minute guide)

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I’ve never known anyone to declaw their cat. Or any need for declawing your cat.

"My cat scratched up my furniture! CUT OFF ITS TOES."

(via ttc-babybear)

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